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From: Magot
Date: 12-08-2005, 10:28 AM (1 of 15)
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal operation? His goal: Transcend dental medication. ************************************************** ************** Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet he suffered from bad breath. This made him..... (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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From: DorothyL
Date: 12-08-2005, 10:49 AM (2 of 15)
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OHHHHHH Dorothy |
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002 Total posts: 3883 |
From: Magot
Date: 12-08-2005, 04:10 PM (3 of 15)
I'm baaaa-aack (singing) 
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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From: Chrysantha
Date: 12-09-2005, 12:12 AM (4 of 15)
oh my heavens....you've topped yerself !!! Jan ya nut....
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: bridesmom
Date: 12-09-2005, 05:31 AM (5 of 15)
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Oh my oh my oh my - that was good .... and bad
Laura
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D |
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004 Total posts: 2026 |
From: MaryW
Date: 12-09-2005, 06:55 AM (6 of 15)
Groaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! 
MaryW
owner/editor of Sew Whats New |
User: MaryW
Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542 
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From: Magot
Date: 12-11-2005, 02:12 PM (7 of 15)
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The mannequin applied for a job at the day-care centre, it wanted to be a creche test dummy. But be of good cheer The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered! love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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From: sewingrandma
Date: 12-12-2005, 09:47 PM (8 of 15)
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Jan, have no fear your reputation is totally intact! Keep em coming. Brockie
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User: sewingrandma
Member since: 03-06-2003 Total posts: 432 |
From: SnufflesMama
Date: 12-14-2005, 12:32 AM (9 of 15)
| Oh my Goodness---I've been so busy, I can't belive I missed this untill now. Jan...you are one of a kind. I'm sure I can get a lot of miles out of the Gandhi joke. I can't wait to try it out..with your permission, of course. |
User: SnufflesMama
Member since: 11-25-2005 Total posts: 24 |
From: Magot
Date: 12-14-2005, 10:43 AM (10 of 15)
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spread the love Snuffles, oh and by the way Did you hear the one about the dying artist who painted himself into a coroner? love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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From: SnufflesMama
Date: 12-15-2005, 10:47 AM (11 of 15)
| What fun....One of the Medical examiners here is a self proclaimed "artist". I used your joke and painted it on a tee-shirt for him. I gave it to him this morning. (We all needed a light moment at about 3:30). We laughed untill we cryed. Thanks for being you...you can never know how your good humor affects poeple even so far away. Life is more bareable with a giggle. |
User: SnufflesMama
Member since: 11-25-2005 Total posts: 24 |
From: Magot
Date: 12-15-2005, 12:14 PM (12 of 15)
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Classic Snuffles-the stuff of Legend! My best man used to work at the public health laboratory - on the "poo" bench. One day in late march he snuck home a sterile sample bottle and filled it with chocolate angel delight. Labled it carefully and hid it among the samples to be tested on April first. He sniffed the sample, announced "that's odd" and began to eat it off his finger to the screams of horror of his co workers. Medics have a macabre sense of humour! love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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From: bridesmom
Date: 12-16-2005, 06:48 PM (13 of 15)
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Oh can I relate to that. We also had a poo bench in the lab I worked at. On April Fools you could expect to find a bunch of O'Henry's somewhere amongst all the real samples, the things us wierd medical people come up with for fun!
Laura
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D |
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004 Total posts: 2026 |
From: emorrow
Date: 12-26-2005, 02:47 PM (14 of 15)
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...and from the psychiatric world... Have you heard about the architect with the edifice complex? Ellen |
User: emorrow
Member since: 02-26-2005 Total posts: 13 |
From: Magot
Date: 12-26-2005, 06:07 PM (15 of 15)
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Ellen! What a star! Definitely a classic. That's as bad as the guy who had a nightmare that he was in Panama during a snowstorm.He was dreaming of a white isthmus. love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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