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From: Amie
Date: 12-08-2005, 01:21 PM (1 of 2)
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A wife was wanted to purchase a new car. The husband refused her request for months and months. The day hubby brought home a new motorcycle without consulting her was the last straw. SHe said: "You jerk. How dare you? I better have something in my driveway tomorrow morning that goes from 0 to 200 in 10 seconds!!!" The next morning when she got up, she walked out to the driveway to see her new car. Instead she saw a box with a red bow on it. She opened the box to discover a brand new set of bathroom scales. Her hubby's funeral is set for Friday. AMIEMama to Gavin, 3 ½ years oldKenmore 385.12116690
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User: Amie
Member since: 12-01-2005 Total posts: 21 
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From: bridesmom
Date: 12-09-2005, 05:28 AM (2 of 2)
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ROTFL! That one I will definitely show to my DH
Laura
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D |
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004 Total posts: 2026 |
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