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From: Magot
Date: 01-02-2006, 09:58 AM (1 of 5)
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don't you just love crackers? ********************* A man walks into a hardware store and asks if they have a tool for breaking up some hard ground. The shop assistant points to a row of suitable tools along the wall and replies: "Certainly sir, take your pick." ********************* The pirate captain was standing in his treasure pile. He didn't have very much: his booty was only shin-deep. love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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From: Pudge99
Date: 01-02-2006, 11:40 AM (2 of 5)
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Jan, Here's one I got and I don't get it. Can you explain it? Where do little fish go each morning? To plaice school. Here's one I did get. Why did all the birds fly south for the winter? Because they couldn't afford the train. Gina
Pictures of my successes and failures Pfaff 2040 Janome Mylock 134D Singer Futura CE-100 w/ Autopunch Husqvarna Viking 3D Sketch |
User: Pudge99
Member since: 10-30-2001 Total posts: 1375 |
From: dmoses
Date: 01-02-2006, 11:45 AM (3 of 5)
Hardy har har...  Gina, plaice is a type of fish, and plaice school sounds like 'playschool'. 
Take care,
Donna |
User: dmoses
Member since: 02-22-2002 Total posts: 964 
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From: Pudge99
Date: 01-02-2006, 11:53 AM (4 of 5)
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I got the playschool thing. I just had no clue what plaice was.
Gina
Pictures of my successes and failures Pfaff 2040 Janome Mylock 134D Singer Futura CE-100 w/ Autopunch Husqvarna Viking 3D Sketch |
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Member since: 10-30-2001 Total posts: 1375 |
From: Magot
Date: 01-02-2006, 02:35 PM (5 of 5)
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Type plaice into goole images and you'll see this ugly looking flat fish. Most often served with chips here in England with plenty an salt and vinegar ...mmmmmmmmm
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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