Date: 01-18-2006, 01:54 PM (1 of 1)
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole with dirt, when her
neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely
"What are you doing, there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Little Nancy, tearfully, without looking up,
"and I've just buried him."
The neighbor laughed and said, condescendingly,
"That's a really big hole for such a little goldfish, isn't it?"
Little Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt and then replied,
"That's because he's inside your d*&# cat."
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