Date: 01-20-2006, 11:06 PM (1 of 3)
Late one night in the Washington, D.C. area a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money," he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a US Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!"
Member since: 05-27-2001
Total posts: 240
Date: 01-20-2006, 11:10 PM (2 of 3)
ha ha ha ha....like they actually CARRY money...
I wonder what would happen if we ALL asked for our money back from the government, for services NOT rendered...
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
Date: 01-21-2006, 12:23 AM (3 of 3)
There were two really funny stories in the news lately about stick ups.
One guy went into a bank here in BC with a mask on and said he was robbing the place, the teller acted stupid like she didn't understand, so he rips off the face mask and yells at her, then runs out of the bank! They caught his face on the cameras!
The other one, not sure where this happened, was a 6'6 guy goes in to the bank and opens an account. Then a few days later, he goes back into the bank and robs it...! Like they aren't going to figure out who he is at that height!
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D
Member since: 01-21-2004
Total posts: 2026
Visit Sew Whats Up for the latest sewing and quilting tips and discussions.
This page was originally located on Sew Whats New (www.sew-whats-new.com) at http://www.sew-whats-new.com/vb/archive/index.php/t-17935.html