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This archived content is from Mary Wilkins’ sewing and quilting message board “Sew What’s New,” which was retired in August 2007. It is being provided by “Sew What’s Up,” which serves as the new home for many members of “Sew What’s New.”
From: nativetexan
Date: 01-25-2006, 06:47 PM (1 of 4)
A sheriff walks into a saloon, and shouts for everyone's attention.

"Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?", he asks.

'"What's he look like?",
asks one shoddy-looking cowboy.

"Well", replies the Sheriff.
"He wears a brown paper hat,
a brown paper waistcoat,
a brown paper shirt,
brown paper boots,
brown paper pants,
and a brown paper jacket."

"So what's he wanted for?",
asks the same cowboy.

replies the Sheriff.
yuck, yuck, yuck.
User: nativetexan
Member since: 11-15-2005
Total posts: 57
From: Chrysantha
Date: 01-25-2006, 09:10 PM (2 of 4)
hmmm....looks like someones been to Jan's humor classes.. :bg: :bg:
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
From: Magot
Date: 01-26-2006, 10:51 AM (3 of 4)
I know that one!!!!!! :nah:
love and kisses, Jan
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: ninifav
Date: 01-27-2006, 11:18 PM (4 of 4)
Man, you two are on a roll!!! he he
User: ninifav
Member since: 09-06-2004
Total posts: 204
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