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From: Magot
Date: 01-26-2006, 10:54 AM (1 of 11)
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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other thegroom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!" "IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom. "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!" You know you love them Kath, Personally, I think she'd been sweeping around.... love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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From: DorothyL
Date: 01-26-2006, 02:31 PM (2 of 11)
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Ouch! Dorothy |
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002 Total posts: 3883 |
From: Magot
Date: 01-26-2006, 03:41 PM (3 of 11)
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I thank you...
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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From: bridesmom
Date: 01-26-2006, 11:29 PM (4 of 11)
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Oh Jan! What would we ever do without you?
Laura
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D |
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004 Total posts: 2026 |
From: MotherInLaw
Date: 01-27-2006, 12:00 AM (5 of 11)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Get me a new Poise pad!!!!!!! Go Girl!!!!
I'm regressing back into my youth, I just have to figure out how I'm going to convience my body to come along with me.
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User: MotherInLaw
Member since: 06-25-2005 Total posts: 1118 
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From: Chrysantha
Date: 01-27-2006, 09:05 PM (6 of 11)
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::thud:: If it's not my husband and his bad jokes...it's YOU !  I think you two are twins seperated at birth.... Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: ninifav
Date: 01-27-2006, 11:17 PM (7 of 11)
| HeHe...too cute... |
User: ninifav
Member since: 09-06-2004 Total posts: 204 |
From: Magot
Date: 01-28-2006, 07:59 AM (8 of 11)
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Ninfav - you should look back through the jokes and quips and see some of my more famous moments. C'mon Chrys - you know your husband loves my jokes.. love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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From: Chrysantha
Date: 01-28-2006, 09:18 PM (9 of 11)
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Actually he does...I made him spit during luch today (at the Olive Garden) telling him this latest one...hee hee
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414
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From: Magot
Date: 01-29-2006, 08:10 AM (10 of 11)
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You do choose your moments!
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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From: SnufflesMama
Date: 01-29-2006, 02:31 PM (11 of 11)
| Jan, you are THE woman. |
User: SnufflesMama
Member since: 11-25-2005 Total posts: 24 |
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