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From: DorothyL
Date: 01-28-2006, 09:08 AM (1 of 2)
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking,
"Surely I can't look that old!" Well, you are gonna love this one.

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new
dentist when I noticed his diploma hanging on the wall. It bore his full
name and I suddenly remembered a tall, handsome dark-haired boy with the
same name. He had been in my high school class some 40-odd years before and
I wondered if he could be the same guy I had a secret crush on way back

When I got into the treatment room I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was much too old to
have be en my secret crush... or was he???

After he examined my teeth I asked if he had attended Morgan Park High

"Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang!" He said, gleaming with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

"1959. Why do you ask?" He answered.

"Well, you were in my class!" I exclaimed.

Then that ugly, old, wrinkled son-of-a-gun asked, "What did you teach?"
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002
Total posts: 3883
From: Magot
Date: 01-28-2006, 12:19 PM (2 of 2)
enough to make you spit!
love and kisses, Jan
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
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