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From: MotherInLaw
Date: 01-30-2006, 11:37 PM (1 of 3)

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for
several years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him
that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum
of money if she would go to Italy and have the child secretly.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide
child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a postcard, and
write "Spaghetti" on the back.

He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
Honey, she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it " he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white,
and fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two
with meatballs, one without."
I'm regressing back into my youth, I just have to figure out how I'm going to convience my body to come along with me.
User: MotherInLaw
Member since: 06-25-2005
Total posts: 1118
From: Chrysantha
Date: 01-31-2006, 12:48 AM (2 of 3)
LMFAO !!!!!! :bg: :bg: :bg: :bg: :bg:
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
From: beachgirl
Date: 01-31-2006, 09:26 AM (3 of 3)
I love it. The jerk got what he deserved. :up: :bg: :bg:
User: beachgirl
Member since: 08-31-2004
Total posts: 615
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