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From: dmoses
Date: 02-09-2006, 10:04 AM (1 of 10)
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The Bathtub test It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup. "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" Take care,
Donna |
User: dmoses
Member since: 02-22-2002 Total posts: 964 
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From: Magot
Date: 02-09-2006, 10:43 AM (2 of 10)
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I'm saved - I thought "Use the plug".
love and kisses, Jan
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User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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From: DorothyL
Date: 02-09-2006, 10:45 AM (3 of 10)
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I thought the plug too. Dorothy |
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002 Total posts: 3883 |
From: Pudge99
Date: 02-09-2006, 12:39 PM (4 of 10)
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Wow! After all these years I find out that I am normal. The plug was my first choice too.
Gina
Pictures of my successes and failures Pfaff 2040 Janome Mylock 134D Singer Futura CE-100 w/ Autopunch Husqvarna Viking 3D Sketch |
User: Pudge99
Member since: 10-30-2001 Total posts: 1375 |
From: DorothyL
Date: 02-09-2006, 02:37 PM (5 of 10)
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I'm not quite sure coming up with the same answer as Jan and myself is makes you normal. It must be a trick question. Dorothy |
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002 Total posts: 3883 |
From: Magot
Date: 02-09-2006, 03:51 PM (6 of 10)
gee, thanks for that vote of confidence Dorothy. 
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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From: Chrysantha
Date: 02-09-2006, 11:24 PM (7 of 10)
darn...I'm normal too...  oh no..that puts me in league with some of youse guys...eek !!!
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: MotherInLaw
Date: 02-10-2006, 12:26 AM (8 of 10)
I didn't choose because I thought what kind of idiot doctor would put a patient in the metal ward because he choose one of those choices. Get the strayjacket out I'm ready to go quietly!!!!!!!  Besides that was a trick question, they didn't mention anything about a plug. How do you know that there was a plug, it could have had a washrag stuff in there. 
I'm regressing back into my youth, I just have to figure out how I'm going to convience my body to come along with me.
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User: MotherInLaw
Member since: 06-25-2005 Total posts: 1118 
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From: Chrysantha
Date: 02-10-2006, 01:14 AM (9 of 10)
Or someones big toe....( I watch WAY too many cop shows on t.v.  )
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414
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From: MotherInLaw
Date: 02-10-2006, 01:28 AM (10 of 10)
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awha see there's another solution!!!! Great minds think alike. Chrys, Raymond watches "Cops" all the time too. Sometimes he watches CSI so much I think he's got something up his sleeve.
I'm regressing back into my youth, I just have to figure out how I'm going to convience my body to come along with me.
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User: MotherInLaw
Member since: 06-25-2005 Total posts: 1118
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