Date: 02-17-2006, 12:38 PM (1 of 1)
Subject: Red Neck
An Arkansas Mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen.* When she got home, she askedher husband. "What is a specimen?"* He replied, "Danged if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She's a nurse."
The woman went next door and came back in about twenty minutes with her clothes all torn and with multiple bruises on her face and body.* "What in the world happened?" asked her husband. "Danged if I know." she replies. "I asked Edith what a specimen was, and she told me to go piss in a bottle. I told her to go fart in a jug and then all h*## broke loose.
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