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From: Magot
Date: 02-24-2006, 11:14 PM (1 of 6)
A cowboy and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for their honeymoon.

The man went to the front desk and asked for a room. He said, "This here is a very special 'casion......our wedding night and we need a nice room with a good, strong bed."

The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?"

The cowboy thought about it a minute and then replied, "Nope, I reckon not, I'll just hold on to her ears until she gets used to it."
love and kisses, Jan
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From: MaryW
Date: 02-25-2006, 07:14 AM (2 of 6)
You are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MaryW
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From: GreenDragonLady
Date: 02-25-2006, 07:57 AM (3 of 6)
I don't actually laugh out loud at very many things, but I did on this one! And so did my hubby!
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From: Magot
Date: 02-25-2006, 10:34 AM (4 of 6)
If it is that bad Mary, take it off! :wink:
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: dmoses
Date: 02-25-2006, 11:09 AM (5 of 6)
Very funny, Jan...and just in time for the Livestock and Rodeo which is kicking off here in Houston. We had a good laugh, so of course, we had to send it on to others! :bg:
Take care,
Donna
User: dmoses
Member since: 02-22-2002
Total posts: 964
From: Chrysantha
Date: 02-25-2006, 09:34 PM (6 of 6)
how timely.... " I don't think I can quit ya..."

(Brokeback Mountain) :shock:
:bg: :bg: :bg:

Yep...it's a keeper !
Chrys
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Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
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