Date: 02-26-2006, 01:36 PM (1 of 3)
A rope is walking down a road and realizes he is very thirsty. He decides to step into the bar he's passing and order a drink. So he goes up to the counter and askes for a beer. The bartender asks him "Are you a rope?" He replies, "Why yes I am." So the bartender shakes his head and says "I'm sorry, we don't serve ropes here."
Still thirsty the rope decides to go to the next bar down the road, he walks in and requests a beer. The bartender looks at him and asks, "Are you a rope?" Once again he says, "Yes I am." And the bartender shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve ropes here."
The very frustrated and thirsty rope decides to head to the next bar down the road, but before he goes in he ties himself up and messed up his hair. He goes to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender lookes at him and asks, "Are you a rope?" And the rope looks at him and says "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
It's awful isn't it.
Three men are walking down the street. The first one walks in to a bar. The second walks into a bar. The third one ducked.
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Date: 02-26-2006, 03:09 PM (2 of 3)
love and kisses, Jan
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Date: 02-26-2006, 10:07 PM (3 of 3)
another WINNER !!! Jan you have to quit coaching these girls...(too much spit on the keyboard and monitor )
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