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This archived content is from Mary Wilkins’ sewing and quilting message board “Sew What’s New,” which was retired in August 2007. It is being provided by “Sew What’s Up,” which serves as the new home for many members of “Sew What’s New.”
From: Chrysantha
Date: 03-16-2006, 09:16 PM (1 of 3)
Dijon vu, the same mustard as before.

Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

A lot of money is tainted. It taint your's and it taint mine.

When two egoists meet, it's an I for an I.

Every calendars days are numbered.

The reading of a will is a dead giveaway.

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

When chemists die, we barium.

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg...until she broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

(wish I could take credit, but these are from the book, Uncle John's Unstoppable Bathroom Humor.) :bg:
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
From: Magot
Date: 03-16-2006, 10:40 PM (2 of 3)
classics every one!
the mustard is inspired.
love and kisses, Jan
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: ninifav
Date: 03-16-2006, 11:22 PM (3 of 3)
Had to forward this to my favorite punners...hehe...
User: ninifav
Member since: 09-06-2004
Total posts: 204
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