Date: 03-16-2006, 09:16 PM (1 of 3)
Dijon vu, the same mustard as before.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
A lot of money is tainted. It taint your's and it taint mine.
When two egoists meet, it's an I for an I.
Every calendars days are numbered.
The reading of a will is a dead giveaway.
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
When chemists die, we barium.
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg...until she broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
(wish I could take credit, but these are from the book, Uncle John's Unstoppable Bathroom Humor.)
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Date: 03-16-2006, 10:40 PM (2 of 3)
classics every one!
the mustard is inspired.
love and kisses, Jan
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
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Date: 03-16-2006, 11:22 PM (3 of 3)
|Had to forward this to my favorite punners...hehe...||
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