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From: Chrysantha
Date: 03-16-2006, 09:16 PM (1 of 3)
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Dijon vu, the same mustard as before. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. A lot of money is tainted. It taint your's and it taint mine. When two egoists meet, it's an I for an I. Every calendars days are numbered. The reading of a will is a dead giveaway. It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers. When chemists die, we barium. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg...until she broke it off. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. (wish I could take credit, but these are from the book, Uncle John's Unstoppable Bathroom Humor.) 
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: Magot
Date: 03-16-2006, 10:40 PM (2 of 3)
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classics every one! the mustard is inspired. love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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From: ninifav
Date: 03-16-2006, 11:22 PM (3 of 3)
| Had to forward this to my favorite punners...hehe... |
User: ninifav
Member since: 09-06-2004 Total posts: 204 |
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