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From: Magot
Date: 03-29-2006, 02:21 PM (1 of 6)
One day at the watering hole, an elephant looked around and carefully surveyed the turtles in view.
After a few seconds thought, he walked over to one turtle, raised his foot, and KICKED the turtle as far as he could. (Nearly a mile)
A watching hyena asked the elephant why he did it?
"Well, about 30 years ago I was walking through a stream and a turtle bit my foot. Finally I found the S.O.B and repaid him for what he had done to me."
"30 years!!! And you remembered...But HOW???"
"I have turtle recall."
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: icetbear
Date: 03-29-2006, 03:38 PM (2 of 6)
Oooohhhhhhh Magot that hurt:) Take care.

NanaBear tired of proofing tax returns
User: icetbear
Member since: 09-04-2004
Total posts: 66
From: Chrysantha
Date: 03-29-2006, 11:03 PM (3 of 6)
::thud:: fainted from laughter... :bg:
Chrys
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
From: ninifav
Date: 03-30-2006, 12:32 AM (4 of 6)
Oh good Lord, here she goes again...lol...
User: ninifav
Member since: 09-06-2004
Total posts: 204
From: bridesmom
Date: 03-30-2006, 12:33 AM (5 of 6)
Another home run from Jan!! Where do you come up with these things????
Laura
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004
Total posts: 2026
From: Magot
Date: 03-30-2006, 09:58 AM (6 of 6)
I do NOT reveal my sources!
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
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