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From: bridesmom
Date: 04-14-2006, 02:32 AM (1 of 4)
A bartender was working this bar down in Florida, close to a hospital. Every day at precisely 1 p.m. a doctor would come in and order a daiquiri with a small bowl of salted almonds. One day, the bartender eighty-sixed the almonds and laid down some hickory nuts instead.

"What's this?" the physician exclaimed. "These aren't almonds!"

The bartender replied, It's a Hickory Daiquiri, Doc."
Laura
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004
Total posts: 2026
From: DorothyL
Date: 04-14-2006, 09:19 AM (2 of 4)
Ohhh, Laura --
That is worthy of Jan.
Dorothy
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002
Total posts: 3883
From: Magot
Date: 04-15-2006, 11:23 AM (3 of 4)
I bow to a Master, Laura.
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: bridesmom
Date: 04-16-2006, 01:15 AM (4 of 4)
I learned from the best Jan!! (that's you!). Honestly though, I have to fess up, they are from Reader's Digest!!!
Laura
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004
Total posts: 2026
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