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This archived content is from Mary Wilkins’ sewing and quilting message board “Sew What’s New,” which was retired in August 2007. It is being provided by “Sew What’s Up,” which serves as the new home for many members of “Sew What’s New.”
From: bridesmom
Date: 04-14-2006, 02:35 AM (1 of 6)
A guy enters a bar where the only other patron is a seal sitting at the far end of the room. After a few minutes the seal shouts to the man, "I like the way you smell!". Confused, the man ignores the compliment. A few minutes later the seal shouts, "You've got a great haircut!". The man continues to ignore the seal, but every few minutes it yells out another compliment.

Finally the patron turns to the bartender and asks, "What's with the animal?"

The bartender replies, "That's our seal of approval"
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004
Total posts: 2026
From: esrun3
Date: 04-14-2006, 09:46 AM (2 of 6)
oooooohhhhhhh bad, Laura, bad.......LOL Had to cop and send to friends. Made me laugh out loud this morning. thank you.
User: esrun3
Member since: 12-02-2004
Total posts: 2345
From: Magot
Date: 04-14-2006, 03:28 PM (3 of 6)
When I amke certificates for kids at school I have a picture of a seal applauding I use as Old Ma Hodge's Seal of Approval!
So, as you can see, I approve of this one..
love and kisses, Jan
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: Chrysantha
Date: 04-14-2006, 09:12 PM (4 of 6)
::thud:: You've done it Laura...hit the big time !!!!
:bg: :bg: :bg:
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
From: StitchNTime
Date: 04-14-2006, 10:00 PM (5 of 6)
Groan. ~snark~

O Lord, thou art my God; I will exalt thee, I will praise thy name; for thou hast done wonderful things; thy counsels of old are faithfulness and truth.
Isaiah 25:1
User: StitchNTime
Member since: 03-14-2006
Total posts: 90
From: bridesmom
Date: 04-16-2006, 01:14 AM (6 of 6)
Thank you, thank you (as I bow gracefully), one and all!
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004
Total posts: 2026
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