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From: Magot
Date: 04-15-2006, 11:26 AM (1 of 5)
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A wealthy lawyer had a summer house in the backwoods of Maine. One weekend he invited a Czech friend to stay with him. The pair were out picking berries for breakfast when they were approached by two huge bears - one male, one female. the lawyer managed to escape but his friend was swallowed whole by the male bear. The lawyer drove to the sheriff's and begged him to come and help his friend before it was too late. The sheriff grabbed his shotgun and the two men drove back to the place of the attack. The bears were still there. "He's in that one, " cried the lawyer, pointing to the male bear, but the sheriff shot the female instead. "What did you do that for?" screamed the lawyer. "I said that he was in the other one." "Exactly," said the sheriff. "Would you believe a lawyer who told you the Czech was in the male?" love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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From: GreenDragonLady
Date: 04-15-2006, 11:31 AM (2 of 5)
That is the WORST groaner I've EVER heard!!!! Thanks! 
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User: GreenDragonLady
Member since: 07-29-2004 Total posts: 495 
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From: Chrysantha
Date: 04-16-2006, 02:44 PM (3 of 5)
I see the wedding didn't keep you from pun/joke's...
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: Magot
Date: 04-20-2006, 04:01 PM (4 of 5)
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"My biologist friend tells me that constantly developing new varieties of plant can be a strain." - sorry, doing variation and classification at the moment - couldn't resist! Wot me Chrys, stop punning around? What are you thinking of? love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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From: esrun3
Date: 04-20-2006, 07:23 PM (5 of 5)
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oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! too cute, Jan. Thanks for making me laugh!! Lyn
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User: esrun3
Member since: 12-02-2004 Total posts: 2345 |
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