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From: Magot
Date: 04-23-2006, 04:16 PM (1 of 4)
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Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Did you hear the one about two corpuscles who loved in vein? sorry - just had to get them out of my system or I would explode! love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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From: esrun3
Date: 04-23-2006, 04:41 PM (2 of 4)
Too funny Jan! 
Lyn
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User: esrun3
Member since: 12-02-2004 Total posts: 2345 |
From: MariLynntex
Date: 04-25-2006, 07:18 PM (3 of 4)
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A blonde was going down the road somewhat above the speed limit and a motorcycle cop pulled her over. She was a pretty blonde. "show me your driver's licence," she said. The first blonde rummaged through her bag. "What does it look like?" she asked. "It's sort of square and has your picture on it," she answered. The first blonde pulled out a little square mirror and looked into it. "Here it is," she said, producing it with a big smile. The blonde cop looked in the mirror, and handed it back to the first blonde. "Sorry," the blonde cop said. "I didn't realize you were a cop, too." Now groan as loudly as you like!!! Now groan as loudly as you like!! |
User: MariLynntex
Member since: 01-05-2006 Total posts: 107 |
From: Magot
Date: 04-26-2006, 03:00 PM (4 of 4)
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Splendid - I enjoyed that!
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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