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This archived content is from Mary Wilkins’ sewing and quilting message board “Sew What’s New,” which was retired in August 2007. It is being provided by “Sew What’s Up,” which serves as the new home for many members of “Sew What’s New.”
From: Magot
Date: 05-19-2006, 05:10 PM (1 of 4)
A tortoise was mugged by a gang of snails. When giving his statement to the police they asked if he could describe his assailants
"I don't know," he said " It all happened so fast!"


A lobster went into a nightclub.
He pulled a mussel.
love and kisses, Jan
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: Chrysantha
Date: 05-19-2006, 09:06 PM (2 of 4)
thank you.......
:bg: :bg: :bg: :bg: :bg: :bg:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha !
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
From: DorothyL
Date: 05-20-2006, 07:52 AM (3 of 4)
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002
Total posts: 3883
From: esrun3
Date: 05-20-2006, 09:15 PM (4 of 4)
ROFL!! Too funny...thanks for making me laugh. :bg: :bg: :bg: :bg: :bg:
User: esrun3
Member since: 12-02-2004
Total posts: 2345
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