Date: 05-19-2006, 05:10 PM (1 of 4)
A tortoise was mugged by a gang of snails. When giving his statement to the police they asked if he could describe his assailants
"I don't know," he said " It all happened so fast!"
A lobster went into a nightclub.
He pulled a mussel.
love and kisses, Jan
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Date: 05-19-2006, 09:06 PM (2 of 4)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha !
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Date: 05-20-2006, 07:52 AM (3 of 4)
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Date: 05-20-2006, 09:15 PM (4 of 4)
ROFL!! Too funny...thanks for making me laugh.
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