Date: 05-24-2006, 12:55 AM (1 of 3)
Headlines from the year 2029:
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White
minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the AmericanTerritory of
the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more
years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-years, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter
speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. (Hummmmmmmmm)
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers,
screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
contributions to campaign accounts.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Now, send this to whoever you want to and as many as you want and guess
what...NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing,
except you might make someone smile.
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Date: 05-25-2006, 12:13 AM (2 of 3)
And the scary thing is, it could be true!! Thanks for the smile Chrys!
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D
Member since: 01-21-2004
Total posts: 2026
Date: 05-26-2006, 07:42 AM (3 of 3)
This made me remember that song - 1999, by Prince. LOL, and we thought that was sooooo far away, and now it is long past!
Technology, what can we say!
You Lord, give perfect peace to those who keep their purpose firm, and place their trust in you. Isaiah 26:3, AV
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