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From: Chrysantha
Date: 05-24-2006, 12:58 AM (1 of 2)
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LIFE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA San Diego, California... A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart ass when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned," I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?" Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: esrun3
Date: 05-24-2006, 10:47 PM (2 of 2)
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LOL...good one.
Lyn
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User: esrun3
Member since: 12-02-2004 Total posts: 2345 |
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