Date: 05-24-2006, 12:58 AM (1 of 2)
LIFE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
San Diego, California...
A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that
because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000
in the statewide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he
answered. "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat.
"He's a smart ass when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat
who took one look at the cop and moaned,"
I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk
and a voice said, in Spanish,
"Are we over the border yet?"
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Date: 05-24-2006, 10:47 PM (2 of 2)
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