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This archived content is from Mary Wilkins’ sewing and quilting message board “Sew What’s New,” which was retired in August 2007. It is being provided by “Sew What’s Up,” which serves as the new home for many members of “Sew What’s New.”
From: Magot
Date: 06-04-2006, 01:01 PM (1 of 2)
What is the difference between a terrible marksman and a constipated owl ?
The terrible marksman shoots and never hits.

Compare a mild crime, a nickname for the neighborhood curmudgeon, the
weather's conduct, a dominatrix who specializes in humiliation, and the denial of a bad flub by a golfer.
Misdemeanor, Mr. Meaner, mist demeanor, Miss Demeaner,
missed tee? me? naw!

arf arf
love and kisses, Jan
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: Chrysantha
Date: 06-04-2006, 09:20 PM (2 of 2)
woof...::thud:: another one for the book ! :bolt:
:bg: LMAO !!!
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
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