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From: Butterflyrf71
Date: 06-14-2006, 03:07 PM (1 of 5)
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Don't know if this one has been told: Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets him enter. The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead. The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care." St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But," he adds, "you can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell." You Lord, give perfect peace to those who keep their purpose firm, and place their trust in you. Isaiah 26:3, AV
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User: Butterflyrf71
Member since: 05-02-2006 Total posts: 257 
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From: Butterflyrf71
Date: 06-14-2006, 03:08 PM (2 of 5)
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A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, "You should've been here at 8:30!" The guy replies, "Why? What happened at 8:30?" You Lord, give perfect peace to those who keep their purpose firm, and place their trust in you. Isaiah 26:3, AV
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User: Butterflyrf71
Member since: 05-02-2006 Total posts: 257
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From: mozeyrn
Date: 06-14-2006, 03:59 PM (3 of 5)
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The second one is very appropriate for me - I'm NEVER on time. I guess I better rectify that before getting to FL! - Maureen.
Learning something new with every stitch!! Kenmore 16231000 |
User: mozeyrn
Member since: 11-29-2005 Total posts: 349 |
From: Chrysantha
Date: 06-14-2006, 04:02 PM (4 of 5)
#1 sounds about right....  
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: Butterflyrf71
Date: 06-14-2006, 09:06 PM (5 of 5)
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I have a horrid sense of humor! I have been very sick off an on for the past 3 years, and still, with new stuff. So the doctor stuff is right on for me! As for work - I must be strange cause I am always a half hour early 
You Lord, give perfect peace to those who keep their purpose firm, and place their trust in you. Isaiah 26:3, AV
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User: Butterflyrf71
Member since: 05-02-2006 Total posts: 257
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