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From: Butterflyrf71
Date: 06-22-2006, 01:42 PM (1 of 13)
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The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy". You Lord, give perfect peace to those who keep their purpose firm, and place their trust in you. Isaiah 26:3, AV
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User: Butterflyrf71
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From: Patty22
Date: 06-22-2006, 04:33 PM (2 of 13)
 Only 56 million?
Patty
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User: Patty22
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From: JeanG
Date: 06-22-2006, 08:45 PM (3 of 13)
| Count me in! |
User: JeanG
Member since: 07-12-2005 Total posts: 42 |
From: Chrysantha
Date: 06-22-2006, 09:49 PM (4 of 13)
LMAO !!!!!!!! 
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
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From: Tummy
Date: 06-22-2006, 11:39 PM (5 of 13)
| LMAO!!! that is great! |
User: Tummy
Member since: 06-03-2006 Total posts: 81 |
From: DorothyL
Date: 06-23-2006, 06:58 AM (6 of 13)
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It would make me happy. Dorothy |
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002 Total posts: 3883 |
From: Butterflyrf71
Date: 06-23-2006, 08:29 AM (7 of 13)
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According to the US and World Population Up-To-The-Minute Current Estimates there are: US = 299,044,495 Million World = 6,523,960,665 Billion As of 12:24 GMT (EST+5) Jun 23, 2006 So I think 56 Million is very LOW. Lets go with 3 million happy people - don't want to leave out all the other countries witha political stake in the US White House  A we still leave room for those that would be sad LOL
You Lord, give perfect peace to those who keep their purpose firm, and place their trust in you. Isaiah 26:3, AV
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User: Butterflyrf71
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From: MariLynntex
Date: 06-23-2006, 06:28 PM (8 of 13)
| YAMMS!! MariLynntex |
User: MariLynntex
Member since: 01-05-2006 Total posts: 107 |
From: Roy
Date: 06-25-2006, 05:11 PM (9 of 13)
| Several years ago this nation was victim of a widespread STD, gonorrhea lectum. The prognosis is poor. |
User: Roy
Member since: 04-28-2006 Total posts: 25 |
From: Patty22
Date: 06-25-2006, 05:15 PM (10 of 13)
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior and is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him"). Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease. Thanks Roy...I had to do a google search to get it Cognitive sequela of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits. Delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor. Chronic mangling of the English language;. Extreme cognitive dissonance. Inability to incorporate new information. Pronounced xenophobia. Inability to accept responsibility for actions. Exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado. Uncontrolled facial smirking. Ignorance of geography and history. Tendencies toward creating Evangelical theocracies. A strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behavior. The disease is sweeping Washington DC. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas bush. Patty
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User: Patty22
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From: DorothyL
Date: 06-25-2006, 08:27 PM (11 of 13)
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Great Patty -- Dorothy |
User: DorothyL
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From: MariLynntex
Date: 06-26-2006, 01:00 PM (12 of 13)
| YAMMRS!! MariLynntex |
User: MariLynntex
Member since: 01-05-2006 Total posts: 107 |
From: MaryW
Date: 06-26-2006, 01:20 PM (13 of 13)
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Ok, take it easy with the politics. Thank you.
MaryW
owner/editor of Sew Whats New |
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Member since: 06-23-2005 Total posts: 2542 
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