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From: Magot
Date: 07-01-2006, 03:52 PM (1 of 7)
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Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them gets in. St. Peter asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, so she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect ones God ever created, and I'm sure it will please him to be able to see them every day for eternity." St. Peter thanks Dolly, and asks Queen Liz the same question. She then drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it. St. Peter says, "OK, Your Majesty, you may go in". Dolly is outraged. She screams, "What was that all about? I show you two God's own creations, she performs a disgusting, hygiene act, and gets in and I don't?!!!" "Sorry, Dolly," says St. Peter, " but a royal flush beats a pair any day" love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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From: DorothyL
Date: 07-01-2006, 04:31 PM (2 of 7)
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Ohhhh....... Did one of your students tell you that one? Dorothy |
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002 Total posts: 3883 |
From: Tummy
Date: 07-01-2006, 05:48 PM (3 of 7)
| LMAO!!! thats just wrong! |
User: Tummy
Member since: 06-03-2006 Total posts: 81 |
From: Patty22
Date: 07-01-2006, 07:31 PM (4 of 7)
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Bwhahahahahaha..........
Patty
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User: Patty22
Member since: 03-29-2006 Total posts: 1194 |
From: Magot
Date: 07-02-2006, 11:34 AM (5 of 7)
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....and me a Monarchist.....
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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From: ninifav
Date: 07-03-2006, 01:07 AM (6 of 7)
| OMG..You are just soooo BAD!!! |
User: ninifav
Member since: 09-06-2004 Total posts: 204 |
From: Chrysantha
Date: 07-03-2006, 01:21 AM (7 of 7)
I LOVE IT !!!!! It's yer best so far !!! LMAO... 
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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