Date: 07-12-2006, 07:25 PM (1 of 8)
A creature rose up out of the surf
and came ashore.
Its garments were made of green sea lettuce.
"Don't be afraid"
"I am the friendly Witch of the Sand,
I am only going to sunbathe."
The sun was Terribly hot.
Her skin began to bake
it turned as red as a ripe tomato!
Have you ever seen...
a baking lettuce and tomato Sand Witch?
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Date: 07-12-2006, 07:31 PM (2 of 8)
You're giving Jan some competition!
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Date: 07-12-2006, 07:41 PM (3 of 8)
That one IS worthy of Jan. I love it.
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Date: 07-13-2006, 12:29 PM (4 of 8)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahah
I never mind CLASS competition!
love and kisses, Jan
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
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Date: 07-13-2006, 09:02 PM (5 of 8)
::thud:: yep....another Jan wanna be... !!!
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Date: 07-13-2006, 09:18 PM (6 of 8)
Too too funny...have to copy and send off to friends.
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Date: 07-13-2006, 10:39 PM (7 of 8)
|Synonym puns are best served at breakfast with coffee.||
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Date: 07-15-2006, 02:05 AM (8 of 8)
Very good!! Oh Jan you have some good competition coming up fast on you!
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D
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