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This archived content is from Mary Wilkins’ sewing and quilting message board “Sew What’s New,” which was retired in August 2007. It is being provided by “Sew What’s Up,” which serves as the new home for many members of “Sew What’s New.”
From: nativetexan
Date: 07-12-2006, 07:25 PM (1 of 8)
A creature rose up out of the surf
and came ashore.

Its garments were made of green sea lettuce.

"Don't be afraid"
she said.

"I am the friendly Witch of the Sand,

I am only going to sunbathe."

The sun was Terribly hot.

Her skin began to bake


it turned as red as a ripe tomato!

Have you ever seen...

a baking lettuce and tomato Sand Witch?

he,he,he. :whacky:
User: nativetexan
Member since: 11-15-2005
Total posts: 57
From: HeyJudee
Date: 07-12-2006, 07:31 PM (2 of 8)
You're giving Jan some competition! :smile:
TTFN from
User: HeyJudee
Member since: 01-25-2005
Total posts: 1366
From: DorothyL
Date: 07-12-2006, 07:41 PM (3 of 8)
That one IS worthy of Jan. I love it.
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002
Total posts: 3883
From: Magot
Date: 07-13-2006, 12:29 PM (4 of 8)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahah
I never mind CLASS competition! :dave:
love and kisses, Jan
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: Chrysantha
Date: 07-13-2006, 09:02 PM (5 of 8)
::thud:: yep....another Jan wanna be... !!!
:up: :bg: :bg: :bg: LMAO !!!
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
From: esrun3
Date: 07-13-2006, 09:18 PM (6 of 8)
ROFLMAO!!! :bg: :bg: :bg:

Too too funny...have to copy and send off to friends.
User: esrun3
Member since: 12-02-2004
Total posts: 2345
From: Roy
Date: 07-13-2006, 10:39 PM (7 of 8)
Synonym puns are best served at breakfast with coffee.
User: Roy
Member since: 04-28-2006
Total posts: 25
From: bridesmom
Date: 07-15-2006, 02:05 AM (8 of 8)
Very good!! Oh Jan you have some good competition coming up fast on you!
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004
Total posts: 2026
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