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From: nativetexan
Date: 07-14-2006, 01:27 PM (1 of 1)
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie
farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the
says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".

Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd
cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least
as large as your cows".

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of
kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"? The
replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in

(i got this from an Aussie group)
User: nativetexan
Member since: 11-15-2005
Total posts: 57
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