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From: nativetexan
Date: 07-14-2006, 01:29 PM (1 of 4)
Subject: FW: Old Man


My Private Part Died Today!

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if
there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today, and I
am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private
Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like
that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."

But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, " I told you yes terday that my
Private Part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

You gotta love this ...

"Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."

User: nativetexan
Member since: 11-15-2005
Total posts: 57
From: HeyJudee
Date: 07-14-2006, 06:39 PM (2 of 4)
:bg: ROFL :bg:
TTFN from
User: HeyJudee
Member since: 01-25-2005
Total posts: 1366
From: Chrysantha
Date: 07-14-2006, 10:29 PM (3 of 4)
LMAO !!!!!! :shock: :bg:
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
From: Tummy
Date: 07-14-2006, 11:18 PM (4 of 4)
Oh yes, lmao, gotta love it.
User: Tummy
Member since: 06-03-2006
Total posts: 81
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