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From: Magot
Date: 07-15-2006, 01:23 AM (1 of 12)
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.

So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."

So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.

He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing, "We missed the R, we missed the R".
His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"

With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, "After all these years..... the word was Celebrate ."
love and kisses, Jan
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User: Magot
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Total posts: 3626
From: Magot
Date: 07-15-2006, 01:24 AM (2 of 12)
Sophie Ellis Bexter has been found head butted to death in a French footballers apartment

Apparently it was murder on Zidane's floor
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: Domestic Goddes
Date: 07-15-2006, 06:47 PM (3 of 12)
I get that one :bg: - did Sophie make it on the other side of the pond?
User: Domestic Goddes
Member since: 01-04-2005
Total posts: 108
From: Chrysantha
Date: 07-15-2006, 09:10 PM (4 of 12)
oh dear.... hahahahahahahahahaha.... :bg: :bg: :bg:

You guys are too much...
Chrys
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Total posts: 2414
From: Magot
Date: 07-16-2006, 03:15 AM (5 of 12)
I was beginning to think you had missed me Kath.
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: nativetexan
Date: 07-16-2006, 07:21 PM (6 of 12)
oh i love that one. does anybody watch Ballykissangel on PBS on Sundays? i just saw it today and the young priest has a young lady who runs the bar in love with him and he's always lost as to what to do about it. cute show.
CC
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User: nativetexan
Member since: 11-15-2005
Total posts: 57
From: vickki
Date: 07-16-2006, 07:57 PM (7 of 12)
Never miss Saturday nights.
User: vickki
Member since: 08-21-2005
Total posts: 374
From: Magot
Date: 07-17-2006, 05:50 PM (8 of 12)
What do you call it when you just can't rise to the occasion?

Ascension Deficit Disorder

I thank you.
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: MaryW
Date: 07-18-2006, 08:27 AM (9 of 12)
Oh good grief!
MaryW
owner/editor of Sew Whats New
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Member since: 06-23-2005
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From: Patty22
Date: 07-18-2006, 04:00 PM (10 of 12)
Bwhahahahahahaha Jan......sending that one to my archivist friends.....Bwhahahahahaha
Patty
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Member since: 03-29-2006
Total posts: 1194
From: mommydionne
Date: 07-27-2006, 08:45 PM (11 of 12)
:bg: tooooo funny
Jeanette
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Member since: 01-08-2004
Total posts: 838
From: bridesmom
Date: 08-07-2006, 10:53 PM (12 of 12)
That was a headbanger if I ever read one!!!! :dave:
Laura
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004
Total posts: 2026
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