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From: Magot
Date: 07-29-2006, 07:19 AM (1 of 2)
Q: How many physical chemists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he'll change it three times, plot a straight line through the data, and then extrapolate to zero concentration.

Definition: (Fe)male: Male with iron added, for greater strength, ductility, and magnetisim.

Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.


"Scale keeps forming inside the kettle", complained Tom, recalcitrantly.

sorry - a bit specialised but they made me chuckle!
love and kisses, Jan
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: Chrysantha
Date: 07-29-2006, 09:36 PM (2 of 2)
I need Tom..I keep melting kettles to stove tops...and not recalcitrantly.(forgetfully... :nervous: )
LMAO !!! :up:
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
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