Date: 07-29-2006, 07:19 AM (1 of 2)
Q: How many physical chemists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he'll change it three times, plot a straight line through the data, and then extrapolate to zero concentration.
Definition: (Fe)male: Male with iron added, for greater strength, ductility, and magnetisim.
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
"Scale keeps forming inside the kettle", complained Tom, recalcitrantly.
sorry - a bit specialised but they made me chuckle!
love and kisses, Jan
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Date: 07-29-2006, 09:36 PM (2 of 2)
I need Tom..I keep melting kettles to stove tops...and not recalcitrantly.(forgetfully... )
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