Date: 08-20-2006, 07:45 AM (1 of 4)
One day, a nun was teaching a classroom about heaven.
She asked the class "what part of your body do you think goes to heaven first?".
Emily put her hand up, "i think it's your hands"
Nun, "why do you think that?" she asks.
Emily, "because when your praying you put your hands up to god to pray and then he lifts you up by the hands".
Little Johnny then puts up his hand and says "i think it's your legs".
The nun, intrigued, asks " and why do you think that??"
Little Johnny says "because the other day Mammy was lying on the bed with her legs in the air shouting " God! I'm comming! I'm comming!", if Daddy hadn't pinned her down we would have lost her!"
The nun fainted!
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Date: 08-20-2006, 10:23 AM (2 of 4)
love and kisses, Jan
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Date: 08-20-2006, 11:25 AM (3 of 4)
(I was laughing so hard, my daughter came to the computer to rescue me!)
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Date: 08-21-2006, 10:37 PM (4 of 4)
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