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From: JennyAlice
Date: 08-20-2006, 07:45 AM (1 of 4)
One day, a nun was teaching a classroom about heaven.

She asked the class "what part of your body do you think goes to heaven first?".

Emily put her hand up, "i think it's your hands"
Nun, "why do you think that?" she asks.
Emily, "because when your praying you put your hands up to god to pray and then he lifts you up by the hands".

Little Johnny then puts up his hand and says "i think it's your legs".

The nun, intrigued, asks " and why do you think that??"

Little Johnny says "because the other day Mammy was lying on the bed with her legs in the air shouting " God! I'm comming! I'm comming!", if Daddy hadn't pinned her down we would have lost her!"

The nun fainted!
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." -Charles Dickens
User: JennyAlice
Member since: 08-12-2006
Total posts: 29
From: Magot
Date: 08-20-2006, 10:23 AM (2 of 4)
*snortle snortle*
love and kisses, Jan
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DNA to order.
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From: Patty22
Date: 08-20-2006, 11:25 AM (3 of 4)

(I was laughing so hard, my daughter came to the computer to rescue me!)
User: Patty22
Member since: 03-29-2006
Total posts: 1194
From: Chrysantha
Date: 08-21-2006, 10:37 PM (4 of 4)
LMAO !!!!!! :bg: :bg:
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
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