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From: HeyJudee
Date: 08-21-2006, 04:16 PM (1 of 3)
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime _____________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS &STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. TTFN from
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User: HeyJudee
Member since: 01-25-2005 Total posts: 1366 
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From: JennyAlice
Date: 08-21-2006, 04:22 PM (2 of 3)
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hehehehehe! so true!
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." -Charles Dickens
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User: JennyAlice
Member since: 08-12-2006 Total posts: 29 
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From: Magot
Date: 08-21-2006, 04:44 PM (3 of 3)
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. more maths I think! Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice, first line love and kisses, Jan
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User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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