Date: 08-21-2006, 04:16 PM (1 of 3)
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS &STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Date: 08-21-2006, 04:22 PM (2 of 3)
hehehehehe! so true!
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." -Charles Dickens
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Date: 08-21-2006, 04:44 PM (3 of 3)
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
more maths I think!
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice, first line
love and kisses, Jan
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