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From: Magot
Date: 09-01-2006, 11:25 AM (1 of 7)
A frontiersman went into an Indian village to purchase a wife.

The chief showed him three young women.
The first was seated on a deer skin and could be purchased for the sum of five ponies.
The second was seated on a buffalo skin and could also be purchased for five ponies.
The third young woman was seated on a hippopotamus skin and could be purchased for ten ponies.

"Why does this one cost so much more?" asked the man.

"You know," replied chief Pythagoras, "the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides."
love and kisses, Jan
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: HeyJudee
Date: 09-01-2006, 11:28 AM (2 of 7)
Hee, hee, hee
TTFN from
User: HeyJudee
Member since: 01-25-2005
Total posts: 1366
From: Chrysantha
Date: 09-02-2006, 10:32 PM (3 of 7)
oh dear....what are we gonna do with you ???:bolt:
LMAO !!!
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
From: bridesmom
Date: 09-07-2006, 01:30 AM (4 of 7)
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!! That was a gudun!!! My boss just married a math professor, guess what I'll be telling her tomorrow!!!
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004
Total posts: 2026
From: Magot
Date: 09-12-2006, 04:57 PM (5 of 7)
There are 10 sorts of people who understand binary -
those who do and those who don't.
love and kisses, Jan
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: weezyrider
Date: 09-13-2006, 01:07 PM (6 of 7)
Here's our equivalent math. The Meez (e) is our Siamese cat.
We were on vacation and I guess she was quite a pest.

MEEZE MATH. She has to spread it around to 4 people, so take 2 away, and the remaining 2 lucky people get twice the Meezing.

Absolute value of Meeze is Meeze. Awww. But to talk about Meeze's character... she is a law unto herself.

The absolute value of the Meeze is an undefinable infinite. She is just all over us.

the absolute value of the meeze is hemorrhoid squared.

User: weezyrider
Member since: 08-19-2003
Total posts: 218
From: lendube
Date: 09-13-2006, 04:22 PM (7 of 7)
Why am I thinking "Wizard of Oz" ?????

Hmmmmmmmmm. lol lol Good one!


Oh No!!!! Watch out for Flying -------

:monkey::monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey:
User: lendube
Member since: 08-06-2006
Total posts: 1548
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