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From: siwian
Date: 09-04-2006, 09:03 AM (1 of 3)
My DH sent this to me and I wanted to share with y'all. Hope I'm not repeating a recent post. (I didn't see it.)

You've got to love this little girl. What a fine woman/wife she'll make!

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals."
The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be sugar?"
The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and of course,

I'll need a jackass to pay for all of it."
The teacher fainted.
User: siwian
Member since: 12-27-2001
Total posts: 114
From: needleface
Date: 09-04-2006, 03:22 PM (2 of 3)
LOL Thats Hilarious :smile:
User: needleface
Member since: 08-29-2006
Total posts: 7
From: Chrysantha
Date: 09-04-2006, 09:04 PM (3 of 3)
I'd faint too... LMAO !!!:bg:
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
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