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This archived content is from Mary Wilkins’ sewing and quilting message board “Sew What’s New,” which was retired in August 2007. It is being provided by “Sew What’s Up,” which serves as the new home for many members of “Sew What’s New.”
From: lendube
Date: 09-13-2006, 04:25 PM (1 of 4)
Two elderly women were in church bored out of their minds.

One says, "How much longer can this go on? My butt fell asleep hours ago."

The other says,"Tell me about it. I've heard it snore three times now."

:bg: Lennie
User: lendube
Member since: 08-06-2006
Total posts: 1548
From: Chrysantha
Date: 09-13-2006, 07:58 PM (2 of 4)
LMAO !! really good one....:up:
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
From: Magot
Date: 09-14-2006, 12:05 PM (3 of 4)
chuckle chuckle - I like it!:smile:
love and kisses, Jan
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DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: JennyAlice
Date: 09-19-2006, 03:45 PM (4 of 4)
I nearly fell off the chair i was laughing that hard!
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." -Charles Dickens
User: JennyAlice
Member since: 08-12-2006
Total posts: 29
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