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From: Magot
Date: 09-14-2006, 02:13 PM (1 of 9)
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? What is the speed of darkness? Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum." Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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From: Chrysantha
Date: 09-14-2006, 02:26 PM (2 of 9)
YAY !!! another round of goodies...
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: Roy
Date: 09-15-2006, 07:02 PM (3 of 9)
| Can a fat person go 'skinny dipping'? |
User: Roy
Member since: 04-28-2006 Total posts: 25 |
From: Chrysantha
Date: 09-15-2006, 09:24 PM (4 of 9)
 they can..but would you really wanna look ???
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414
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From: Magot
Date: 09-15-2006, 10:20 PM (5 of 9)
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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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From: GreenDragonLady
Date: 09-15-2006, 10:44 PM (6 of 9)
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If you choke a Smurf, what color does his face turn? If you throw a cat out of a car window, does he become kitty litter? If you shoot a mime, do you need to use a silencer? photos.yahoo.com/greendragondesigns
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User: GreenDragonLady
Member since: 07-29-2004 Total posts: 495 
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From: Chrysantha
Date: 09-16-2006, 12:06 AM (7 of 9)
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If you shoot a mime you should get paid a $10,000. bounty !!!
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414
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From: siwian
Date: 09-17-2006, 08:50 PM (8 of 9)
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Roy: I saw a tee shirt recently that says: I used to go skinny dipping. Now I go Chunky Dunking. 
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User: siwian
Member since: 12-27-2001 Total posts: 114 
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From: bridesmom
Date: 09-19-2006, 01:20 AM (9 of 9)
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You people are stir crazy - I love it! Thanks for the great laugh tonight!
Laura
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D |
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004 Total posts: 2026 |
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