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From: Magot
Date: 09-15-2006, 04:29 PM (1 of 5)
Tony Blair visits Glasgow hospital, and he's shown around. In one ward, one patient says to him,
"My lurve is leek a rade rade rose..".
The next patient says to him "Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie!".
Tony says to his guide: "Psychiatric ward?".
Guide says: "Nope. Serious Burns unit..."
love and kisses, Jan
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: Chrysantha
Date: 09-15-2006, 09:22 PM (2 of 5)
OMG !!!!!! ::thud:: ya kiilled me with that one...
:bg: :bg: :bg:
LMAO !!! oh heavens...
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
From: DorothyL
Date: 09-16-2006, 10:03 AM (3 of 5)
That one took a minute.
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002
Total posts: 3883
From: lendube
Date: 09-16-2006, 12:39 PM (4 of 5)
Me too but we do love the British humor!

User: lendube
Member since: 08-06-2006
Total posts: 1548
From: bridesmom
Date: 09-19-2006, 01:22 AM (5 of 5)
Oh for Pete's sake! Jan you are the best! ROTFL!
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004
Total posts: 2026
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