Date: 09-19-2006, 08:28 PM (1 of 3)
A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front
of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale ."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog
is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador
retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that
I could talk when I was pretty young.
I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA
about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and
world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight
years running. But the jetting around really tired me out,
and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided
to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious
characters and listening
in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was
awarded a batch of medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the
owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are
you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."
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Date: 09-19-2006, 10:21 PM (2 of 3)
|Love that one! Lennie||
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Date: 09-19-2006, 11:56 PM (3 of 3)
LMAO !!! thats a good one....
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