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From: Chrysantha
Date: 10-04-2006, 12:19 AM (1 of 2)
> Questions to Ponder:
> 1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those
> little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
> 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a
> peeing section in a swimming pool?
> 3. OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags"
> and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that
> make the Tennessee Titans?

> 4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that
> 1 enjoys it?

> 5. There are three religious truths:
> a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
> b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
> c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
> 6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
> Holland called Holes?
> 7. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
> 8. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
> 9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just
> stale bread to begin with?
> 10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a
> person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
> 11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
> 12 If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
> follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
> cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry
> cleaners depressed?
> 13. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
> 14. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
> 15. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
> 16. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole
> lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me ...they're cramming
> for their final exam.
> 17. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little
> spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use - toothpicks?
> 18. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
> What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put
> their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for
> them while they deliver the mail?
> 19 If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly
> are the others here for?
> 20. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
> 21. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
> 22. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose? !
> 23. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
From: searose
Date: 10-04-2006, 01:08 PM (2 of 2)
SO FUNNY THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS---i just cried all over the keyboard i laughed so much searose:bg: :bg: :bg: :bg: :bg: :bg:
User: searose
Member since: 09-30-2006
Total posts: 45
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