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From: MotherInLaw
Date: 10-04-2006, 12:36 AM (1 of 7)
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In this life I'm a women. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're suppose to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddle cubs. I could definitately deal with that. If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup, gonna be a bear. How about you?   
I'm regressing back into my youth, I just have to figure out how I'm going to convience my body to come along with me.
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User: MotherInLaw
Member since: 06-25-2005 Total posts: 1118 
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From: Chrysantha
Date: 10-04-2006, 02:07 AM (2 of 7)
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I would be a bear....but it's too much for me to bear... and I'd make a terrible bear...being as bare as I am.... Kath  
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: MotherInLaw
Date: 10-04-2006, 12:47 PM (3 of 7)
Kath, It sounded like me so much that I thought I was a bear already.  
I'm regressing back into my youth, I just have to figure out how I'm going to convience my body to come along with me.
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User: MotherInLaw
Member since: 06-25-2005 Total posts: 1118
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From: searose
Date: 10-04-2006, 12:55 PM (4 of 7)
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motherinlaw---VERY FUNNY
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User: searose
Member since: 09-30-2006 Total posts: 45 |
From: Magot
Date: 10-04-2006, 01:59 PM (5 of 7)
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grrrrrr ggggrggruuunnnt nnnnnnnnnnggghhhh. xx
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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From: mozeyrn
Date: 10-08-2006, 04:04 PM (6 of 7)
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Some days I FEEL like swatting at anything that bothers me - maybe I'm a bear-in-training!
- Maureen.
Learning something new with every stitch!! Kenmore 16231000 |
User: mozeyrn
Member since: 11-29-2005 Total posts: 349 |
From: Mom of Six
Date: 10-08-2006, 07:18 PM (7 of 7)
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I know I am going to be a bear tomorrow! 2 of our 5 lunch aides have a funeral to go to. As of 2PM friday the principal didn't have subs for them. 1 of the 2 we have left was not feeling well on Friday. The other 1 uses a cane (she has MS). most days she can get around fine but sometimes she is moving slow. I bet tomorrow will be a slow day with my luck. I still don't have an assitant so I have to cook serve & account for who ate 225 meals by myself. YUP!! tomorrow will be a bear day. Barb
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User: Mom of Six
Member since: 11-03-2001 Total posts: 1115 
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