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From: Chrysantha
Date: 10-10-2006, 09:15 PM (1 of 7)
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Baby Boomer Blues It was fun being a baby boomer ... until now. Some of the artists of the'60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include: Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping. The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone. Abba--- Denture Queen. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To. Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: Magot
Date: 10-10-2006, 11:46 PM (2 of 7)
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way to go Kath! I have to admit . "knock three times on the ceiling if you hear me fall" had nme chortling out loud. love and kisses, Jan
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User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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From: Chrysantha
Date: 10-11-2006, 12:00 AM (3 of 7)
" I am Woman...Hear me Snore " ( I told my sister she snored...she said it was the dog...yeah...uh huh.....blame it all on the dog... )I'm proud to come from a L O N G line of women who snore....(allergies...thats MY excuse and I'm stickin to it...cause my mother and grandmother were thin and they snored...all the women in my family had/have terrible allergies..) Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414
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From: Magot
Date: 10-11-2006, 01:44 AM (4 of 7)
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My mother and father in law both accuse the other of snoring and say that they don't - It is like road drills when they both get going - nothing will convince my FIL he snores - tape recordings whatever - they are all lies... At least Ma has the guts to admit she snores herself awake sometimes.. love and kisses, Jan
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User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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From: keljo60
Date: 10-13-2006, 09:58 PM (5 of 7)
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I've been told that I snore, but since I haven't heard it personally, I don't believe it.
Kelly
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User: keljo60
Member since: 07-30-2006 Total posts: 154 
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From: mozeyrn
Date: 10-14-2006, 07:52 AM (6 of 7)
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I woke up one night, looked over at my boyfriend at the time and said, "Your snoring woke me up". He said, "No, your snoring woke you up".
- Maureen.
Learning something new with every stitch!! Kenmore 16231000 |
User: mozeyrn
Member since: 11-29-2005 Total posts: 349 |
From: Shellymoon
Date: 10-22-2006, 12:17 AM (7 of 7)
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I saw Willie Nelson's song on that list...but I've got to give it to old Willie...They recently pulled his tour bus over and arrested a bunch of 'em cause there was marijuana on the bus (true story). I wondered why they didn't just tell the kind Texas troopers that it was simply treatment for someone's glaucoma!!!!
Shelly Moon
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User: Shellymoon
Member since: 05-27-2001 Total posts: 240 |
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