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From: acadienne
Date: 10-24-2006, 10:39 AM (1 of 4)
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A good cyber friend of mine sent me these. They are repeats as I have read them before but always great for a chuckle to enjoy....... ******************************************** the cab ride So this cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you" She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says,"Yes, I'm single and Catholic! "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party." ************************************** Why Trick Or Treating Is Better Than Sex 10. You Are Guaranteed To Get At Least A Little Something In The Sack. 9. If You Get Tired You Can Wait 10 Minutes And Go At It Again. 8. The Uglier You Look, The Easier It Is To Get Some. 7. You Don't Have To Compliment The Person Who Gives You Some. 6.It's Okay When The Person You're With Fantasizes You'reSomeone Else,Because You Are. 5. Twenty Years From Now You'll Still Enjoy Candy. 4. If You Don't Like What You Get, You Can Always Go Next Door. 3. It Doesn't Matter If The Kids Hear You Moaning And Groaning. 2. Less Guilt The Morning After. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX . . . . . . 1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD ! ! HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE A bientot mes amies
"Don't take your organs to Heaven........Heaven knows we need them here" please check out my online photos of my family, crafting, etc. http://community.webshots.com/user/mlleg http://photos.yahoo.com/acadienne_1999 ASC hug pillow for the IWK http://ca.pg.photos.yahoo.com/acshugpillow[/SIGPIC] |
User: acadienne
Member since: 10-02-2006 Total posts: 13 |
From: Chrysantha
Date: 10-24-2006, 03:52 PM (2 of 4)
My sister sent me these...I LOVED the first one !!!
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: acadienne
Date: 10-24-2006, 04:25 PM (3 of 4)
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glad to hear that you liked it. Gis 
A bientot mes amies
"Don't take your organs to Heaven........Heaven knows we need them here" please check out my online photos of my family, crafting, etc. http://community.webshots.com/user/mlleg http://photos.yahoo.com/acadienne_1999 ASC hug pillow for the IWK http://ca.pg.photos.yahoo.com/acshugpillow[/SIGPIC] |
User: acadienne
Member since: 10-02-2006 Total posts: 13 |
From: mommydionne
Date: 10-26-2006, 08:15 AM (4 of 4)
I'm going to be know it all , for everyone who doesn't know the IWK is the Isaac Walton Killam Hospital for Children in Halifax NS, It serves Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island and New Brunswick. Saves a lot of little ones. 
Jeanette
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User: mommydionne
Member since: 01-08-2004 Total posts: 838 
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