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From: DorothyL
Date: 10-26-2006, 02:26 PM (1 of 3)
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect
any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you
that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and
card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give
me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there
will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... Whether you're here or not."


A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself,
that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it is time to go home and wants to
find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice,
"Shall we go home Mother of Six?"

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back,
"Any time you're ready, Father of Four."

User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002
Total posts: 3883
From: Chrysantha
Date: 10-26-2006, 03:24 PM (2 of 3)
:bg: :bg: :bg:

Perfect !!!! LMAO....
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
From: Magot
Date: 10-29-2006, 01:53 PM (3 of 3)
hahahahahahahaah love 'em!
love and kisses, Jan
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
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