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From: Patty22
Date: 11-20-2006, 12:41 PM (1 of 7)

My husband received this in a legal listserve. It is hilarious, but I'm warning the language is a bit R, but nothing that isn't on TV anymore.
User: Patty22
Member since: 03-29-2006
Total posts: 1194
From: lendube
Date: 11-20-2006, 01:18 PM (2 of 7)
Patty, Patty, Patty, that is so funny! :shock: Wish I had the ability to carry off something like that!

User: lendube
Member since: 08-06-2006
Total posts: 1548
From: DorothyL
Date: 11-20-2006, 01:28 PM (3 of 7)
I love those guys.
One time some guy called to sell me a new phone service. I told him I don't have a phone. Really got him going.
Another time I told a guy selling windows that I have all my windows boarded over.
But I've never had any that good.
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002
Total posts: 3883
From: Magot
Date: 11-20-2006, 03:01 PM (4 of 7)
Fabulous! I loved it.
love and kisses, Jan
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: Chrysantha
Date: 11-20-2006, 09:42 PM (5 of 7)
I like the siding people who call me..I tell'em to come on over...I wanna see'em attach the siding to my (all) brick house !!!:bg:
(then I give'em the kicker...I used to work for a company in CA that DID siding, shutters, ducting, etc for mobile and regular homes...they can't tell me siding never needs does...):bg: :bg: :bg:
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
From: keljo60
Date: 11-24-2006, 07:34 PM (6 of 7)
I have one for you ... years ago my husband was in A/C Repair & Installation. There was another company who's name was very similar and they weren't very reputable. They would call around and try to get people to accept their "special tune-up offer". During the "tune-up" they would let out freon or break a tip off and cause the freon to leak and then tell the customer that they needed a whole new unit. My husband found this out when he had to go and repair a unit they broke. Well, anyway, one day they called me! HaHa!! I let this guy go through his 10 minute dialogue then I told him that I could get the same thing for a much better price, free, in fact! He asked how I could do that and I very calmly told him that my husband was in the a/c business and he would do it! He asked me why I didn't tell him that in the first place and I calmly told him that I didn't feel like it!

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!
User: keljo60
Member since: 07-30-2006
Total posts: 154
From: Chrysantha
Date: 11-24-2006, 09:18 PM (7 of 7) go Kelly !!!:bg:
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
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