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From: Chrysantha
Date: 11-29-2006, 12:08 AM (1 of 4)
Here we are already discussing the future President of the United States in the Year 2008. Well, I have my own candidate; and I'm sure that once you know who I'm voting for, you will also agree.

For those of you who would like another choice for President, I have the best solution:
It is probably time we have a woman as President. My choice, and I hope yours as well, is a very special lady who has all the answers to our problems.

PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment...


Very eloquently put...........don't you think?

Maxine on "Driver Safety" ?"I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.".......

Maxine on "Housework" ? "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."

Maxine on "Lawn Care" ?"The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."

Maxine on "The Perfect Man" ? "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."

Maxine on "Technology Revolution" ?"My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

Maxine on "Aging" ?"Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita
"I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate."
The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals .

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

To err is human, to forgive: highly unlikely.

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels??Now that's scary!

Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia.

After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching may be dead.

If you don't forward this to ten of your friends within the next five minutes, nothing will happen..but you'll rob them of some much-needed laughter.

There's no one better for the job.

User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
From: HeyJudee
Date: 11-29-2006, 07:25 AM (2 of 4)
I like her stance on Technology!!! Might even try it sometime. :bg:
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From: DorothyL
Date: 11-29-2006, 08:25 AM (3 of 4)
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching may be dead.

Ain't that the truth.
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002
Total posts: 3883
From: MaryW
Date: 11-29-2006, 08:54 AM (4 of 4)
She sure gets my vote. :up:
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