Date: 01-10-2007, 03:01 PM (1 of 4)
An elderly couple is sitting in church. The woman says to her husband, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?" The man turns to her and says, "Well, you can start by changing the battery in your hearing aid."
"A trip to the fabric store is my therapy"
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Date: 01-10-2007, 03:34 PM (2 of 4)
hahahahahah made me smile!
love and kisses, Jan
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Date: 01-10-2007, 08:58 PM (3 of 4)
silent but deadly....LMAO !!!
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Date: 01-11-2007, 01:07 PM (4 of 4)
Guess not so silent!!!!
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