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From: Chrysantha
Date: 02-13-2007, 12:22 AM (1 of 8)
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The following 15 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country. #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." #14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." #11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" #10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" #9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." #8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" #7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkeypoop." #6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." #5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC." #4 "How big were those 'Just two beer s' you say you had?" #3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can." #2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail." AND THE WINNER IS.... #1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here." Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: HeyJudee
Date: 02-14-2007, 12:50 PM (2 of 8)
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Just so you know...that wasn't me he was talking to for #1! LOL
TTFN from
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User: HeyJudee
Member since: 01-25-2005 Total posts: 1366 
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From: Pudge99
Date: 02-14-2007, 01:12 PM (3 of 8)
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OK so maybe there is no quota but something goes on the last week of every month. I don't care where I have lived be it Illinois, Florida, Germany, or Texas the police are more visible then and quite often they have someone pulled over.
Gina
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User: Pudge99
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From: Jeke
Date: 02-14-2007, 01:29 PM (4 of 8)
It seems they are never around when someone goes speeding by me. But I can guarantee if I were the one speeding by they would be there  That's also why I don't buy lottery tickets - I have a better chance of winning if I DON'T play J Jay
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User: Jeke
Member since: 11-10-2004 Total posts: 232 |
From: Magot
Date: 02-14-2007, 04:20 PM (5 of 8)
...so ,how many of those have you PERSONALLY heard Kath?
love and kisses, Jan
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User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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From: Chrysantha
Date: 02-14-2007, 09:25 PM (6 of 8)
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ha...just #11 and I paid my speeding ticket last month...now I need to sign up for online driving school, to take the points off my license.... I always tell the truth (yep I speed...) and I shake the officers hand afterwards. (he's usually shocked...) But I really wish they'd catch the speeders who tailgait, and race...( not something I do...) Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414
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From: Magot
Date: 02-15-2007, 12:11 AM (7 of 8)
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yeah, I guessed that one!
love and kisses, Jan
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User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
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From: keljo60
Date: 02-17-2007, 03:08 PM (8 of 8)
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I work in a prison and some of those could be used for the staff there!
Kelly
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! |
User: keljo60
Member since: 07-30-2006 Total posts: 154 
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