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From: PaulineG
Date: 02-16-2007, 06:00 AM (1 of 8)
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As far as stupid questions go, these are the stupidest... 1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? 2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? 3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed? 4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"? 5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bulls**t? 6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? 7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? 8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date? 9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? 11. What do people in China call their good plates? 12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? 13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs. 14. What do you call male ballerinas? 15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream? 16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner? 17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker? 18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? 19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from? 20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong? 21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it? 22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ***? 23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window? Pauline
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User: PaulineG
Member since: 09-08-2006 Total posts: 901 |
From: weezyrider
Date: 02-16-2007, 10:37 AM (2 of 8)
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We have a friend that has a Shitzu/Jack Russell cross. It's called a Jack S**t! Weezy 
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User: weezyrider
Member since: 08-19-2003 Total posts: 218 
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From: DorothyL
Date: 02-16-2007, 10:43 AM (3 of 8)
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Weezy -- That was funny. Dorothy |
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002 Total posts: 3883 |
From: lendube
Date: 02-16-2007, 01:38 PM (4 of 8)
Some of those are might good questions........ Lennie |
User: lendube
Member since: 08-06-2006 Total posts: 1548 |
From: PaulineG
Date: 02-16-2007, 03:11 PM (5 of 8)
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There's another one : Why don't they make mouse flavoured cat food?
Pauline
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User: PaulineG
Member since: 09-08-2006 Total posts: 901 |
From: Chrysantha
Date: 02-16-2007, 09:56 PM (6 of 8)
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haha..MY freezer has a light...
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: plrlegal
Date: 02-16-2007, 10:19 PM (7 of 8)
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So does mine Chrys. Patsy Patsy
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User: plrlegal
Member since: 05-19-2001 Total posts: 318 |
From: mozeyrn
Date: 02-23-2007, 11:24 PM (8 of 8)
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I laughed so much after reading the question about AA I had tears running down my face!!!
- Maureen.
Learning something new with every stitch!! Kenmore 16231000 |
User: mozeyrn
Member since: 11-29-2005 Total posts: 349 |
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