Date: 03-03-2007, 04:38 AM (1 of 2)
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double.
The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million pounds and beat me half to death."
love and kisses, Jan
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Date: 03-04-2007, 01:20 AM (2 of 2)
::thud:: yep..thats a keeper....
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